Top Speed

I peddled the 30 miles from my family’s suburban home in Newberg to my girlfriend’s front door in my old, North East Portland neighborhood. 

It was a sunny, 1967 summer day, perfect for this adventure.  I kept to secondary roads as much as possible to avoid high speed or high-volume traffic.  Except for my bike chain coming off a couple of times, the ride was enjoyable.

It was a significant accomplishment I thought, for a fifteen-year-old on a ten-speed bicycle, and a worthy affirmation of love. 

My family’s recent move put those miles between us, but today, my girlfriend and I enjoyed each of the 24 sweet hours we shared before she kissed me good-bye and I set out on my return trip.

The sun was just starting to set as I passed through Sherwood; eight more miles and I would be home. 

Wearing only my old, ragged cut-offs and a pair of moccasins, the cool, late evening air felt good fanning my skin after the day’s heat. 

It was beginning to get dark as I started down Rex Hill’s steep, mile-long slope.  I shifted into tenth gear and got the pedals going so fast that my feet couldn’t keep up with them.

The bicycle tires were spinning at such a speed, they made a strange hum I had never heard.  I’d never gone so fast on a bike!

Coasting down the hill, I rested my fingers across the top of the ram’s horns handlebars and relaxed as the swiftness of my flight through the twilight air swept away the sweat from my body. 

I could feel how the gyro force of the spinning wheels gently resisted any steering effort as I raced through the dusk. 

In the murkiness ahead, I noticed a black shadow on the pavement directly in my path. It was about the size of half a basketball. 

At this speed – before the message to turn could get from my mind to my arms, I hit that road-side rock and was immediately riding a 50(?) mile-an-hour wheelie.  

Clenching the bike seat between my legs, my empty hands reaching out ahead of me, my feet dangling and the handlebars up in front of my face – I knew I was doomed.

Time stopped for an instant.  I didn’t hear a sound.  I forgot to breathe as I balanced on one wheel at what felt like the speed of light. 

In that fraction of a second, I wondered how much skin I’d lose to the pavement before scraping to a stop, when finally wadding up and hitting the street. And would I then be able to crawl out of the traffic lane before getting run over by a car or truck?

Time resumed and the front of the bike began to drop back to the ground.  I knew my only chance of remaining upright was to somehow grab the handlebars and straighten the wheel before it touched down. 

In one desperate move, I found that familiar grip just before the wheel hit the blacktop.  The bike swerved a hard left and then right as I struggled to remain vertical.

I was suddenly aware of my heart pounding harder than ever in my life. 

I gently squeezed those vertical brake handles and slowed to a stop.  I got off and walked the bike along the shoulder of the road until my body stopped shaking from adrenaline.

I made it home that night, alive and unharmed; and maybe a little wiser.  It was a significant accomplishment I thought, for a fifteen-year-old on a ten-speed bicycle – attempting to set a Rex Hill land speed record.